Behold younglings, an epic tale of Beowulf and his loyal Geatish warriors, led by the fair Dayna, Simon the brave, and two lowly shield bearers named Brian and Ben. Many a foul fiend and foe the warriors vanquished, collecting a mighty hoard of gold and magical "victory point" essence. Though brutal scratches and terrible wounds were had by all, in the end 'twas the indefagitable Simon who proved the mightiest of the Geats, nearly doubling the paltry sum collected by Ben the Chicken-Livered Hindmost.
Next, our fine party was transported to another world, awakening to the clash of arms; the terrible cries of strange and foul beasts; and the bloodthirsty cries of a stadium full of crazed spectators! Yes, we had arrived at the glorious world of Colossal Arena. Making the best of the situation, the party decided to place bets on the monsters fighting for their lives in the arena below. The most experienced members of the party in overseeing gladiatorial monster combat, Ben and Brian engaged in a heated rivalry, countering each other's moves, then pausing just a bit to slaughter the innocent Gorgon creature Sir Simon had placed two bets upon. While the slugfest drew to its bloody conclusion, Dayna quietly nursed her charges through to the final round. As the dust settled and vultures circled, she emerged the triumphant victor, edging out battle-scarred Ben by one paltry gold piece.
Once again a mysterious cloud descended upon our fine group, teleporting them to a world smelling of diesel oil and sounding of mighty steel machines hurtling through the countryside. Also, everyone seemed to be speaking strange languages, eating cheese and bread, wearing berets, and drinking lots of wine. Yes, we had landed in the land of Ticket to Ride: Europe. A tense, hard fought struggle for domination of European railways ensued, with our rail systems rapidly consuming the precious few routes. Dayna quickly pulled out to a commanding lead, with Ben almost catching her at the end by laying a single 21-point route. Brian played a high risk strategy of drawing tons of destination tickets in hopes of landing some easy scores. Alas, it was not to be! Dastardly Dayna ended the game, cleverly securing the longest route bonus and enabling her to edge out Ben in the final score by 8 points. Drat!