Hammer Time!

Ach, Laddy! I be needin’ a hot pot of your best haggis and a bottle of your oldest single malt scotch! That scoundrel Lord Ted of the Highland Clans just ran bonny King Edward the brave and his noble knights from their rightful Scottish lands.

Although he had but a wee army of lassies from the northern clans, his trickery somehow outsmarted me, Lord Ben the Bold, the King’s trusted advisor. Shamefully, many of those northern dogs even lifted their kilts at us as we kept rolling fives and sixes with elite knights, nobles, and longbowmen. The horror… the horror…. Bring me that scotch, lad!!