Celebritocracy

Our local "Free paper that makes advertising masseuses" catapults SABG's very own Dennis into a nanoCelebrity. It's a discussion of psuedoscience and conspiracy theories. I noticed this today and recall that Dennis asked us to pick up last weeks issue because he was in it. Was the story delayed or was he just throwing us off the track?

I guess it's time to pull Illuminati off the shelves. Did you show that to your lecture Dennis? Why not?