I am Gilthoran
I am Gilthoran, currently a level 7 Dark Elf Rogue from Teldrassil. I'm here to tell you that I have taken over Rob's life.
He won't be having much boardgaming time thanks to me. I will be cutting away $15/month out of his monthly boargaming budget all because of his feeble mind. You see, I own him now. Last year he was able to cut himself lose from a human warlock in World of Warcraft online, but that doesn't compare to the dark seductive ways of the Dark Elves. There is no escape this time around. He was snared back to this world by peer pressure from some friends at work. You should have seen the pathetic look of childish glee on his face... "friends at work that actually play WoW?!!?". That's all it took. Weak.
Sure I'll let him play on 3/27, but I know he will be back. The wee hours of the night are mine. I'll make him stay up late, miss meals, forget showers, argue with his wife over me.... all part of the dark charm spell I cast on him.
When you don't see him boardgaming, you can find me, Gilthoran, future Rogue Master, on the Scarlet Crusade server. Come on... you know you also want to be charmed by us. Accept it. Let it surge through you. Pull out your credit card and join me in the dark side.....