Okay, I've finally come to the realization why I was having so much trouble with the wimpy unicorn! The perfume scented Unicorn? Bah! Doesn't Barbie have a pet unicorn?
The Ettin is the choice for manly men. Just look at 'em! He's rough. He's tough. He even smells bad. This guy definitely doesn't bother to shave on weekends. When he wants to play board games, well he darn well plays them. Two, three times per week? Just try to tell him no! Monopoly? Pictionary? I don't think so.
On top of that, our boy even plays two cards per turn! True, he doesn't have the bloody blow or the fiery breath, but he can take keep his eye on both of them at once.
Yep, I'm backing this guy...